Bird.

So, i was gonna post something april foolsy, like, that I deleted the blog. But I figured that might send out the wrong message, since people are maybe beginning to pay attention. So instead, I'll tell the story of my morning.

When I woke up, a bird was in my room. I'm not really sure how that happened, so I tried to let it out the window. Then i remembered there are screens on the windows, so that wouldn't work. So I said, hey bird, perch on my hand, and I'll carry you downstairs. She said ok, so we walked downstairs. When we got there, she said, I tricked you, I'm not really a bird, I'm a sea cucumber in disguise, to lead you to the promised land. Of course, i said, that explains how you got into my room. So we got on my bike, and headed toward Mexico. Border patrol was tricky, but she talked them into letting us through. Once we got through, we headed toward the gulf, stopped for pizza along the way of course, and got to the beach. Once we got there, she said, april fools, I'm actually going to eat you. She did, and I died.