Random Happenings of a Sunburn

So, if there's a doctor in the house, holler at me. Because I have taken my lack of pigmentation to a whole new level. While playing baseball on Friday, I somehow managed to get a farmers tan, while not wearing a shirt.

I understand it's nearly impossible to see the tan line (burn line) but I tried my best. It was like three days ago, but I thought it would go away by now. It won't.  

In other news, I had another fun mix up with numbers. I was under the impression I had two weeks left of school. This is because I can't seem to add in groupings of more than one. Therefore, groups of 7 days are far too much for my feeble mind. AKA we have 3 weeks left. 

But seriously, I took off my shirt for like 4 hours, and I still got a farmers tan???? What is wrong with me?? My shoulders were the closest thing to the sun, so my forearms burned? Like I had a mitt on, and I have the same burn on both hands. 

My skin sucks. 

Don't hold it against me please.