Il Mio Homework e` Cattivo.

I had an interesting experience about an hour ago. 

Italian finally caught up to me.

I'm embarrassed to know that I did this.

I did the wrong assignment because I couldn't figure out what it was.

The language got complicated, and I did a bunch of work I didn't need to do and didn't even look at anything i did need to do.

Pretty much, I'm an idiot.

In other news, I redid the layout. My plans for the evening include seeing the dude from 60 Minutes speak. That should be pretty sweet.

I hope he only speaks english...

Exponentiality

I made up a new word in honor of my efforts to bring attention to my blog. It's the title. I took a real word, and made it into a noun, because lets be honest, everyone likes a noun more than a verb. Nouns are something tangible. Like a dog. No one likes it when the dog "bites," or "poos." Those are both verbs. But when the dog has "fur," a noun, people like being around it. Therefore, the world is now a better place because of me. Again.

In other news, the exponentiality of my followers has doubled. (the two are one of my best friends and my sister.) This proves that I don't need to advertise or try at all really, people want to know what I'm talking about and thinking. (or maybe I posted a video of me telling people to check the blog with a stupid dance and sent out a mass text to check the blog.) Yea, I'm felling pretty great right now. I figured out that if the exponentiality grows as fast as a rabbit, in theory, i should have like 65,536 viewers by thursday. I did all that in my head. (combined with my fingers and a calculator) If I slept, I'd sleep soundly, but instead, i have a bunch of awesome stuff I get to do tonight. Like solve advanced mathematical problems. (more like sleep)  And collect money for the homeless. (or play xbox) Or go on a midnight run. (maybe take the elevator downstairs to get a coke) Either way, I'll find time in my busy schedule to post more enlightening stuff. Actually, lets call in enlightenment. (noun or verb, I think a better way to describe it would be dumb)

BYE.

Garageband=Garagefail

Just when you think your song is safe, BAM. WRONG. 

I made this sweet jam today, and then when i tried to listen to it, it was all fried, and battered, kinda like scrambled eggs. It honestly may have made it better, but I'm not for sure. Honestly, it was just a bunch of sounds put together. Now its a bunch of sounds put less together. You probably couldn't even tell what it was meant to be, even if it hadn't gotten beat up.

The end.

gah.

Spring Hiatus is Over

Hey, I just noticed i have a follower! Uh, sorry for the whole, 2 month thing where i didn't write. 

-I'm back-

So lets talk about what I've been up to, starting with yesterday.

I woke up, and played soccer for my italian class. Did we win? I'll get to that later.

After the soccer game, I sat in my room all day, and watched 30 Rock. It was literally 6 hours. I took a nap, and then I got chinese. It was maybe the best day of my entire life.

Also, we lost 6-2. But the ref said i was really good at goalie. Which was crazy to me, considering we lost by 4 goals.

Today I woke up. 

When I went downstairs, I passed a girl on the stairs, and thought to myself, "oh god, don't touch me, I don't want nerds-disease." Then i thought about my life. It was then that I realized, I may have worthless-disease. I probably did less than her the whole day yesterday than she did before breakfast. But I guess if thats where my life is right now, i don't even mind. I have a follower on my blog.

In conclusion, I noticed that you could totally remove the plates on the elevator buttons if you had a child set of handcuff keys.

Stay cool, and don't eat too many eggs, or you'll get cancer.