Brett Michaels goes Bowling

HEY

What's up erbody?

I don't have much to say right now, so I'm gonna wing it, and see where it takes us.

Yesterday, I went bowling again, for the first time in a really long time. I forgot how inconsistent I am. And it brought me back to the glory days, when we still had the bowling team. Before it got STOLEN from us. The said party knows who they are, and I see no reason to name drop here, because I'm not that guy. But he wasn't the vice-athletic director. 

Thats in the past, I'm over it. But free bowling was pretty sweet.

Let me play by play the bowling games.

So, first, I did a dual gutterball frame. It was pretty sick.

Then I got a strike. 

Then I did pretty ok and got like a 120, which won. So needless to say, I was stoked, and talking a lot of shit.

The next game.

Bad.

I got last place. With a 98. Even me thrusting my hips at the air every time the ball was about to hit pins couldn't knock them over, which is crazy, because it used to work.

But I did do a pretty sweet move, where I... wait, I better not tell, because I'm sure I'll use it again. Probably a lot...

Anyways, bowling was pretty crazy. It was a rollercoaster of emotions, kind of like watching Rock of Love.

Brett Michaels was in Poison. Everyone rags on Poison. How the hell did he get his own show?

I mean, girls think they're going to marry him. 

It's the third season. Think about that for a second.