Rumors have been circling that I am not the big pile of man that I come across as. Well, skeptics! New proof of my man had surfaced! I have chest hair! (3 hairs) I never thought it would happen... I mean, uh... I totally knew I was gonna have some. I just didn't know it would take me until half way through 20...
Anyways, I was gonna take a picture of it, but my roommates girlfriend is visiting, and I kinda figured it would look strange if I was trying to take a picture of myself with my shirt off while she's in the room. Fortunately for you, the new sciences of today, have given us the ability to make very accurate photographs of things such as this.
That being said, I give you:
Man.
Beat that George Clooney...
I beat that with my chest hair. and I know those "hairs" are blonde and invisible unless you are a foot away.
ReplyDeleteFor clarification, the hairs really were dark brown, because I nearly had a heart attack when I saw them.
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