Part Two of the Disclaimer: Reflection Pool

So I have this tendency to post two of these on the same day and then forget for the next 4. I'll make it a trend. But maybe just for now. Anyways, I was sitting here, and thinking about how I'm not a teenager anymore in like 5 days. Thats pretty badass. Especially because I have no right in the world to be considered an adult. I don't act like one ever, I like to do dumb things, and quite frankly, I'm an idiot. So the fact that I'm gonna be grouped with people who run the world, makes me feel kind of guilty. Like, I'm really taking away from their image. The scarier part out of this whole ordeal is that in 370 days I'm gonna be 21. What do I do after that? There is nothing at all to look forward to for the rest of my life after the first few weeks of that. For the last 20 years, I've been trying to get into bars. But I already got to drink at a few, so it seems like the waiting for 21 thing is kind of tainted. So soon all I have left is marriage, kids and death. Honestly, i don't know how stoked I am about any of those. Oh! Nevermind! I forgot about my AARP card! Then I can mooch off everyone for a discounted price! I can't wait to be old. Then I can make really brash comments and no one can yell at me for it. And if they do, I'll pretend I fell asleep or couldn't hear them. Which is basically what I do now. I'm sure I'll find something else to make life awesome soon. Hopefully it's not meth.